You know what I fucking hate? When I’m standing in line at the grocery store and I have to see the shit, smut celebrity magazines, and Mariah Carey’s belly full o’ babies is on display with a caption that says, “All the details on their ‘super active’ baby girl and the baby boy who will ‘look just like daddy.'”
FUCK YOU. Really? The baby is going to look just like Nick Cannon??? How do you KNOW THIS, you self-righteous, spoiled, pompous, completely fucking MENTAL people? Did becoming rich and famous and a diva make you grow some sort of new x-ray vision which allows you to not only see INSIDE your fucking uterus but also years into the future?! HE MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE HIS DADDY. FUCK you guys for thinking you know this shit. And fuck you for having a closet the size of my employer’s parking garage filled with “1000 pairs of shoes.” Jesus fucking Christ, I hate people.