Oh, holy mother of love, are you ready for a banner f*cking year on Showtime?
Only two seasons of Dexter left. Will he go to prison? Will Deb just kill him instead? Will he kill her first? Have they scrapped that awful incestuous storyline (please god)? My head’s going to explode.
For those of you fools who thought Homeland couldn’t maintain its heart-pounding suspense, prepare to eat crow.
Six weeks exactly, you know where I’ll be.