Howdy, fellow TV junkies! ‘Tis time for the liveblogging to begin…
10:56 – Aw hell, bitches, I’m outta this game. It was not a livevlog without strife, as silly wordpress decided to stop working for a half hour or so, along with what might be the worst Emmy’s ever. Ahh well, night, all! ‘Til the next collective viewing event!
10:56 – YOU’VE. GOT. TO BE. KIDDING. #fuckmodernfamily
10:48 – Well, Nikki already went to bed as she is WAYYYY older than me, but she’s gonna be mighty happy to see that Homeland won. #Nikkipicks
10:33 – ABC needs to stop telling me to tweet congrats to winners, as Twitter is BROKEN and has been for the last hour.
10:31 – Goddamn, Julianne Moore’s husband is sexy. She totes deserves this award, btw. Her speech is terribly annoying though. She sounds like a kindergarten teacher.
10:29 – I have few thoughts on miniseries stuff. I love Danny Strong though for being on Gilmore Girls long ago, and now being this political writer who writes awesome shit for HBO.
10:22 – Um. I’m seriously uncomfortable.
10:18 – Seriously, I hate Twitter right now. #firstworldproblems
10:11 – Sorry! WordPress AND Twitter decided to crash at the exact same time! Rock on! Just watched Jessica Lange win for AHS. Deserved. She’s the American Helen Mirren, how the hell do these women do it?!
9:26 – Josh Groban, rules, forever. And oh my god, I couldn’t love Jimmy Kimmel anymore. I just couldn’t.
9:25 – I wish I watched Boardwalk Empire. But I really love Martha Plimpton’s dress.
9:18 – Yay for Maggie Smth!!! Boo for her not being there😦😦😦
9:15 – Tracy Morgan looks super bloated. And sparkly. Homeland wins writing, yay! #Nikkipicks “Bang on and hope something dribbles out” – Julian Fellowes (TWSS!)
9:10 – Cinderella on blu ray? That one can stay in the vault, thanks. I want Sleeping Beauty and 101 Dalmations.
9:05 – DOWNTON TIME!!!! I know Aaron Paul deserves it, but shit, I love seeing the Downton cast lookin’ all spiffy.🙂 … PS: His speech was stupendous.
9:04 – Could Claire Danes be any more luminous? Ah, put a baby in her, answer is YES.
9:02 – Drama time. Time for a MONTAGE.
9:00 – Just could not. give. a. fuck. about reality host.
8:59 – Seth, did you hear that? That’s my panties getting thrown across the room. To quote McCarthy, tonight’s the night.😉
8:49 – Oh jesus, it’s reality time. I’m gonna go make a bagel.
8:46 – These comedic ladies are legends. Elaine Benes is the bomb. And Veep is a damn fine show. She’s so verklempt.. I love it. Even though Nikki is ready to throw her TV out the window!
8:45 – Edie Falco looks like LInda Hamilton in T2. YES YES YES YES YES JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS!!!!!!!!!!! #Anniepicks #Nikkisgonnabesosad
8:44 – Steven Colbert, are you trying to get onto my island? Not so fast there, buddy.
8:38 – Oh Melissa McCarthy, you are freaking geniuinely hilarious. Wait, JON CRYER. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? These awards suck ass. At least he was rightly flummoxed.
8:37 – Oh my GOD I am SO TIRED OF THIS MODERN FAMILY SHIT. ENOUGH!
8:33 – FUCK YOU, STEVE LEVITAN
8:31 – I’m wondering why I used to love Matthew Perry. Hmm. Definitely still loving Jimmy Fallon though. Desperately.
8:26 – ALRIGHT JULIE WE GET IT. YOU’RE LUCKY AND BLESSED. I’m gonna go throw up now.
8:24 – I’m not exaggerating when I say that Julie Bowen is the least deserving of every woman in that category (her dress is fierce though). How the fuck does this shit happen? Naggy wives on sitcoms are the worst.
8:23 – Oh Kat Dennings, you’re a goddess. Truly.
8:22 – I just need to say it. I really, really, REALLY wanna bang Jimmy Kimmel.
8:20 – Very deserved, my friend. Louis CK is a genius. And probably fucking rad as hell.
8:19 – Jim Parsons and Zooey Deschanel are adorbs.
8:13 – Well, if it had to be one of ’em, I’m glad it’s Eric Stonestreet. Thumbs up to his speech. I love when people honestly seem grateful.
8:11 – Amy Poehler looks STUNNING. Apparently, divorce is agreeing with her. Oh fucking hell, Modern Family. Come on, Bill Hader!
8:09 – Oh here we go, although this comedy montage is actually cracking me up. Veep had better win. #Anniepicks
8:06 – Kimmel is doing a kickass job. He always seems so calm. Woah, a Luck dead horse joke. Jon Hamm simply CANNOT LOOK BAD. He CAN’T!
8:05 – I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Elizabeth Moss’s new hairstyle. AHHHHHHHH DOWNTON DOWNTON DOWNTON SIGHTINGGGGGGGG (Bates and Anna! Bon Bon!)
8:03 – Ellen and Jimmy and all those awesome people in the shitter: meh.
8:02 – Lena Dunham’s fearlessness is getting old. But her new haircut is CUTECUTECUTE!!
7:58 – Could they push Modern Family anymore? Gag. We hate that show and are going to be vocal about it, people. Please respect our free speech.
~Annie & Nikki